this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
Whoever painted this and left it in the art building, I am in love with you.
when im attracted to someone:
when someone’s attracted to me:
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old